I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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