does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
well you can't waste a boner
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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