You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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