i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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