I could have mohawked her pubes.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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