So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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