I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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