Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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