so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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