You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
I just saw a hot homeless man
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.