No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.