Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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