he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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