Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
