Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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