UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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