Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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