i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
There r osticjed everywhere
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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