There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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