I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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