why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
