Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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