I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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