when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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