i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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