The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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