if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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