: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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