I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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