I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
