Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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