10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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