just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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