Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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