Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
