so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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