how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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