Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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