he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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