dude i'm inner monologue high
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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