Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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