I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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