Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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