so explain again why im purple
no
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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