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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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