ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Randomize
