Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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