so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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