You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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