If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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