I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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