guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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