i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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