weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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