I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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