I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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