problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
how does that bad decision feel?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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